Centre for Psycho-spiritual Renewal
and
Dynamic Healing
Newsletter Update
For those who have been following our strategy in communicating into the fifth dimension using the Excalibur frequency, our use of the Cheransky centre opposed oscillator continues to give strong signal to noise ratio in the violet range, but – and this is why I am writing – Graham has added a modified Lakowsy frequency dynamic coil and is just (and I emphasise – just) getting contact into the indigo band. It may be due to the ionospheric shift at this level of sunspot activity – time will tell!! Exciting, isn’t it??
For new clients, I’ll summarise our therapies (we’ve added a few since the last letter….)
We’ve a feather from a White Eagle,
Sacred Ash from Sai Baba as well,
And if old Krishnamurti
Doesn’t prove to be shirty,
You’ll soon be as sound as a bell!
2. Our aim is to cure not kill you,
(Though, please will you pay in advance?),
We’ve yoga, Tai Chi, Chinese Art,
(and that’s free),
And a masseuse imported from France.
3. Our Spiritual Healer, most saintly,
Says “My power it comes from On High –
I am just a channel…”
But his load of old flannel
Sounds much more like Pie in the Sky.
4. We’ve Masters in all sorts of Reiki,
Each with the highest degrees.
You can learn all they know in a weekend,
But they charge quite exorbitant fees.
5. There’s the drum from our Shaman from Lapland,
His stick with the feathers as well,
But the herbs that he uses,
And the goat he abuses,
Have a most diabolical smell!
6. We’ve someone who’ll balance your Chakras,
With crystals and bowls that sing,
We’ll dowse you, delouse you,
We’ll even espouse you,
If that’s what you want in the spring.
7. Our expert in New Radionics
Let us look in his little Black Box,
Inside was malt whisky,
Some condoms quite frisky,
And a spare pair if very smart socks.
8. We’ll survey your house with a dowser,
And banish each unwanted ray,
We’ll sell you a kit for Feng Shui,
But not, oh dear me no,
Definitely, absolutely, positively not –
Not if you call it Fung Shway. Ugh!!!
9. We’ve an ointment that’s most efficacious,
From Lily the Pink, no less,
We’ll apply it quite gently
To your most tender parts,
“Will you kindly please take off your dress?”
10. Our Hypnotist is really quite gifted,
You’ll soon be in your former life.
I’m afraid that you’ll find it so horrid,
You’ll be glad to get back to the wife.
11. From our Channels we’ll get you the answers
To questions that you’ve yet to ask.
The words from the Master are awesome
As he speaks through an old Zulu mask.
12. We’ll eliminate all your bad karma.
And give you a new past life.
We turn lead into gold.
Hot into cold,
And can banish your husband or wife.
13. We’ll flush out your colon quite gently,
And get rid of the unwanted bits,
We’ve customers Royal,
Most regular and loyal,
And pop-stars with pneumatic t-ts.
14. If all our sincerest endeavours
To cure you should finally fail,
We’ve a Funeral Parlour quite handy,
With D.I.Y. coffins for sale.
All our details are in the Yellow Pages, though it’s best to use our Web Site if you can, as we frequently incorporate new therapies.
Costs are remarkably stable, so no increase in charges!!
For those who are interested, we have managed to find a supplier of organic manna and ambrosia, although shipping costs may be prohibitive
(still negotiating).
Love, peace, light and joy!
Roy Vincent & Graham, Directors.
READ ROY'S BOOK
ON
www.royvincent.org
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